4:47am. Alarm's on. Boots aren't. The morning's enemy you wear on your chest.
The kookaburras are awake. You're not. The ute's already loaded from last night. The thermos is full. And you'd genuinely pay $200 to skip the next 90 minutes of pretending to be a functioning human.
This tee says what your face says before coffee. Wear it on Monday. Wear it every Monday. Wear it forever.
The details
Fabric: 100% combed cotton, 200gsm — mid-weight, soft, holds its shape through 100+ washes
Fit: Unisex regular, true to size (size up if you like it loose)
Print: Screen-printed in Australia, sits flat, doesn't crack
Sizes: S → 2XL · Colours: Black, Maroon, Navy, White
Why Site Legends
🇦🇺 Designed and printed in Australia
📦 Free shipping over $80 AUD
🎨 Original designs by Aussie tradies — not corporate templates
