"I'll be 5 minutes" = 47 minutes minimum. You did the maths years ago.
The tradie's "5 minutes" is a unit of time loosely defined as "somewhere between 20 minutes and never". You've learned. You no longer wait by the door. You sit. You scroll. You make a coffee. You make a second coffee.
This tee is for the women who've cracked the code. Bold print on soft cotton — the slightly resigned smile sold separately.
The details
Fabric: 100% combed cotton, 200gsm — mid-weight, soft, holds its shape through 100+ washes
Fit: Women's relaxed, true to size
Print: Screen-printed in Australia, sits flat, doesn't crack
Sizes: S → XL · Colours: Black, Maroon
Why Site Legends
🇦🇺 Designed and printed in Australia
📦 Free shipping over $80 AUD
🎨 Original designs by Aussie tradies — not corporate templates
